every excuse, ranked by points
| Rank | Name | Excuse | Points | Reason | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | ICMS | I wanted to eat a banana but i become a banana | 20 | Surreal banana transformation excels in creativity and audacity but lacks any believability. | report |
| 12 | Mr-milky-way | Sorry I couldn’t do my homework, my aunt twice removed, caught it on fire and then my dog ate it. | 19 | Inventive chain absurdly bold but utterly unbelievable. | report |
| 13 | stunt | I got a presidential pardon by Barack Obama | 19 | Wildly creative and maximally audacious, but zero believability. | report |
| 14 | weew | I wanted to work on physics but didn’t cuz felt sad because my app got rejected :( I think I need 3 days to recover | 17 | Believable emotional recovery claim lacks originality and boldness. | report |
| 15 | kaboom | My pilot died and i had to save the plane and land it on a highway and then i flew it to the f**g | 16 | Chaotic rescue tale with final destination confusion | report |
| 16 | Mr-Milky-Way | I’m sorry I couldn’t get the project in on time. Microsoft Outlook wasn’t working. (not even NASA I can get it to work right) | 16 | NASA jab adds audacity but strains believability; mildly creative. | report |
| 17 | ArmadilloMike | dog ate it | 15 | Classic overused excuse lacks originality but remains somewhat believable and bold. | report |
| 18 | censor test | omg this s**t is soo d**n boring i dont wanna do this stupid homework | 15 | Clichéd boring homework complaint: believable but low on creativity and audacity. | report |
| 19 | me | I suck at programming | 14 | Generic self-deprecation lacks originality but rings true convincingly. | report |
| 20 | Mr. Anon | You gave us no homework. | 13 | Basic teacher-blaming lacks originality but bold and somewhat plausible. | report |