every excuse, ranked by points
| Rank | Name | Excuse | Points | Reason | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | kaboom | I had to fight 13 bears | 110 | Bear fight is bold and wild but not exactly believable story here | report |
| 2 | stolen_username | i wanted to do my homework with chatgpt but gpt was down | 24 | Clever meta blame on AI downtime, very believable in modern era. | report |
| 3 | Keyboard1000n17 | my little brother sprayed my hard drive with air freshener (this actually happened once) | 24 | Quirky real-life sibling sabotage excels in creativity and believability. | report |
| 4 | Keyboard1000n17 | i accidentally ran rm -rf homework | 22 | Clever tech reference, bold claim but low believability from risky command. | report |
| 5 | jam | too busy shortening my urls on https://url.jam06452.uk | 21 | Meta URL task is inventive and bold, but strains believability. | report |
| 6 | Mr-milky-way | Sorry I was late. My brother tried to perform open-heart surgery on a goat. | 20 | Highly creative and boldly audacious, but completely unbelievable. | report |
| 7 | ICMS | I wanted to eat a banana but i become a banana | 20 | Surreal banana transformation excels in creativity and audacity but lacks any believability. | report |
| 8 | Keyboard1000n17 | my arch install broke after losing virginity | 20 | Wildly creative tech-virginity mashup, shamelessly bold, totally unbelievable. | report |
| 9 | Mr-Milky-Way | I’m sorry I couldn’t show up my dead great great grandparent called me | 20 | Incredibly original undead family call idea, shamelessly bold, completely unbelievable. | report |
| 10 | Mr-milky-way | Sorry I couldn’t do my homework, my aunt twice removed, caught it on fire and then my dog ate it. | 20 | Inventive absurd chain boosts creativity, but zero believability. | report |