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Rank Name Excuse Points Reason Report
1 stolen_username i wanted to do my homework with chatgpt but gpt was down 24 Clever meta blame on AI downtime, very believable in modern era.
2 Keyboard1000n17 my little brother sprayed my hard drive with air freshener (this actually happened once) 24 Quirky real-life sibling sabotage excels in creativity and believability.
3 Keyboard1000n17 i accidentally ran rm -rf homework 22 Clever tech reference, bold claim but low believability from risky command.
4 jam too busy shortening my urls on https://url.jam06452.uk 21 Meta URL task is inventive and bold, but strains believability.
5 ICMS I wanted to eat a banana but i become a banana 20 Surreal banana transformation excels in creativity and audacity but lacks any believability.
6 Keyboard1000n17 my arch install broke after losing virginity 20 Wildly creative tech-virginity mashup, shamelessly bold, totally unbelievable.
7 Mr-milky-way Sorry I couldn’t do my homework, my aunt twice removed, caught it on fire and then my dog ate it. 20 Inventive absurd chain boosts creativity, but zero believability.
8 Mr-Milky-Way I’m sorry I couldn’t show up my dead great great grandparent called me 20 Incredibly original undead family call idea, shamelessly bold, completely unbelievable.
9 Mr-milky-way Sorry I was late. My brother tried to perform open-heart surgery on a goat. 20 Highly creative and boldly audacious, but completely unbelievable.
10 Mr. Anon Sorry I couldn’t finish my art project, I had to invade Poland first 20 Highly creative historical absurdity with max audacity, zero believability.