| Rank | Name | Excuse | Points | Reason | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | stolen_username | i wanted to do my homework with chatgpt but gpt was down | 24 | Clever meta blame on AI downtime, very believable in modern era. | |
| 2 | Keyboard1000n17 | my little brother sprayed my hard drive with air freshener (this actually happened once) | 24 | Quirky real-life sibling sabotage excels in creativity and believability. | |
| 3 | Keyboard1000n17 | i accidentally ran rm -rf homework | 22 | Clever tech reference, bold claim but low believability from risky command. |